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Dress Code

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If I ever open any sort of business establishment that has customers/patrons physically visiting my location, I will have the following dress code:

  1. No hats are to be worn inside the establishment. Flat billed hats and trucker hats are completely prohibited on the premises, worn or unworn.
  2. Any apparel with with logos or slogans associated with the following brands are prohibited on the premises: Famous Stars and Straps, Fox Racing, Hurley, Skin Industries, TapouT.
  3. Any apparel with the word ‘Glamis’ is prohibited on the premises.
  4. Any apparel with text or slogans regarding ‘sand dunes’ or anything relating to one’s interest in off-road driving in the sand (i.e. ‘sand princess’, ‘sand trash’) is prohibited on the premises.
  5. Any apparel with text in “Old English” script or font is prohibited on the premises.
  6. Anyone with any visible tattoos with text in “Old English” script or font may not enter the premises.
  7. Uggs (authentic or imitation) are strictly prohibited on the premises.
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  1. Ngaim
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    I think I just found a business partner!…..maybe add in “no Chinese character tattoos unless you are Chinese or can speak/read/write the language”

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